8 Things Ahmadinejad Can't Tend To During These Iranian Riots

Normally, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran, is a very, very busy guy. Being both a regional and world agitator as well as being the exporter of both verbal hate and weapons to disrupt and kill Israelis and Americans in the region really takes up the better part of his day. After all, a really good hate speech doesn't write itself!

So, it is no wonder that all the political unrest over his stealing of the recent election is taking time away from a lot of important tasks that he has on his table. These people and students that are rioting need to understand that there is important hate work to be done. There's no time for all this silly rioting, the beatings, and the deaths. All this crap is keeping Ahmadinejad from doing God's work!

In order to give some clarity to this situation, I have put together a list of projects that might "not" be getting Ahmadinejad's full focus; either now or until the rioting stops:

1. The continuance of a nuclear weapons program that can be used to threaten Iran's neighbors and that can be used to wipe Israel off the face of the earth.
2. The development of a long-range missile system that would give Iran the capability to deliver a nuke attack on Israel and, if necessary, even Europe.
3. The continuing development of plans to disrupt shipping in the Strait of Hormuz that could starve the Western world from Middle East oil and bring those countries like the U.S. to their economic knees.
   
4. The export of weapons and weapons systems to Hezbollah so they can continue their disruption of political activities in Lebanon.
5. Weapons assistance to Hamas in their battle against the Israelis.
6. Weaponry and explosives to insurgents and dissidents in Iraq like Muqtada al Sadr that can be used to kill American soldiers and disrupt Iraq's plans to be a Democracy.
7. The continuation of dialog with that "axis of evil" buddy, Kim Jong Il in North Korea, to develop better nukes and longer range missiles.
8. Continued speeches threatening Israel and the complete denial of the holocaust. (A real crowd pleaser in Iran and music to the ears of any Palestinian).

Thank God that President Obama has elected to not "meddle" in Iran's current political problems. That would have just added another distraction that, too, might have kept Ahmadinejad from his long list of dirty deeds. After all, just because Iran is a meddler in the affairs of all its neighbors and loves to kill Americans, that doesn't mean we have to compound the instability by talking down the current Iranian regime. Right? I'm sure Obama can't wait until the rioting ends in Iran and we can all get back to fighting Iranian-backed insurgents in Iraq.