Ridiculous Climate Change Claims

Ever since the earth was formed, its climate has been constantly changing.  Over time, there have been floods and droughts; and, both warmer and cooler temperatures than now.  So when the global warming alarmists decided to refocus the world's attention on the more broader topic of climate change, it was, to some extent, political genius.  This way, literally, and without foundation, even the coldest winter or any climate anomaly, or any social or natural problem, could be blamed on global warming. And, blame they did.

So, here is a list of some (not nearly all) of the more absurd claims related to climate change and global warming:

• A shortage of Kangaroo Scrotums is blamed on Global Warming: http://www.vice.com/read/kangaroo-scrotums-are-the-new-victims-of-global-warming-000487-v20n5
• A shortage of Hookers in Bulgaria due to Global Warming: http://metro.co.uk/2007/03/06/global-warming-now-it-hits-brothels-131941/
• U.S. House Democrats: Climate Change Turns Women into Prostitutes:  http://patriotupdate.com/2014/01/house-democrats-climate-change-turns-women-prostitutes/
• CNN's Deborah Feyerick asked Bill Nye if global warming had anything to do with the asteroid that missed Earth by a mere 17,200 miles in February: http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fscience%2F2013%2F02%2F11%2Fcnn-anchor-blames-asteroid-on-global-warming%2F&ei=BFiCU9uzGNLhoATJ94CoDA&usg=AFQjCNHK8pqng_-ys8qASHS2S7JyqD6SGw&sig2=FAKOAC8vEOLdrHdKhFjviQ&bvm=bv.67720277,d.cGU
• Increased Heroin Addiction: http://scienceline.org/2009/08/environment-ortlip-poppies-opium-climate-change/
• The death of winter wardrobes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-486544/Climate-change-claims-new-victim-winter-wardrobe.html
• Birds a laying eggs earlier: http://www.heraldscotland.com/climate-change-blamed-for-birds-early-egg-laying-1.887186
• A surge in fatal shark attacks: http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2008/may/04/wildlife.climatechange
• Boy Scout Tornado Deaths blamed on Global Warming by Center for American Progress!: http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/3476
• Severe Acne: http://community.sephora.com/t5/Acne/Climate-change-effecting-acne/m-p/515587
• Spiders getting bigger: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090505-spiders-bigger-global-warming.html
• Increases in kidney stones: http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/115140.php
• Gingerbread houses latest victim of global warming: http://www.terradaily.com/2006/061211182846.nwcc15td.html
• An Increase in your insurance premiums: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/26/1064083194606.html
• More Rapes and murders: http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2014/02/climate-change-murder-rape
• The Koch Brothers cause climate change: http://www.wnd.com/2014/05/multi-zillionaire-koch-brothers-blamed-for-climate-change/
• Increased airplane turbulence blamed on climate change: http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/local/increased-turbulance-blamed-on-climate-change/nfp2f/
• ‘Climate Change’ Blamed Nigerian Girls’ Kidnapping : http://conservativebyte.com/2014/05/climate-change-blamed-nigerian-girls-kidnapping/
•  U.N. Blames Climate Change On Free Trade: http://www.shark-tank.com/2014/01/22/u-n-blames-climate-change-on-free-trade/
•  Jellyfish Plague Blamed on Climate Change: http://www.commondreams.org/headlines06/0808-02.htm
• Rise in Allergies: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v434/n7037/full/4341059a.html
• Climate Change Is Killing People In Stockholm, Sweden: Rising Temperatures Blamed For Up To 300 Premature Deaths: http://www.isciencetimes.com/articles/6223/20131023/climate-change-killing-people-heave-waves-stockholm-sweden.htm
• Climate change blamed for colder winters: http://www.mpnnow.com/x1682084246/Online-Only-Climate-change-blamed-for-colder-winters
• Climate change to blame for worsening summer heat, drought, NASA scientist says: http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/science/120804/james-hansen-climate-change-heat-drought-us-europe-nasa
• Climate change is being blamed for a growth surge in a number of the world's oldest trees:  http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xb68kh_climate-change-blamed-for-tree-grow_news 
• Climate change blamed for diarrhea: http://www.itsmyhealth.com.au/news/climate-change-blamed-for-diarrhoea
• Why haven’t we encountered aliens yet? The answer could be climate change: http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/06/why-havent-we-encountered-aliens-yet-the-answer-could-be-climate-change/
• How curbing climate change can prevent Russia from becoming a superpower: http://www.latimes.com/opinion/opinion-la/la-ol-climate-change-russia-super-power-20140311-story.html 
• The Guardian tries to claim global warming sank the Titanic: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/04/28/the-guardian-tries-to-claim-global-warming-sank-the-titanic-research-says-the-exact-opposite/ 
• Mysterious Arctic Light Blamed On Climate Change: http://www.rense.com/general60/clime.htm 
• Moose Could Be Extinct in Minnesota by 2025; Climate Change Blamed: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/19/1278697/-Moose-Could-Be-Extinct-in-Minnesota-by-2025-Climate-Change-Blamed 
• Climate Change Blamed for ‘Icy Reception’ to Obama Speech at West Point: http://drrichswier.com/2014/05/29/climate-change-blamed-icy-reception-obama-speech-west-point/ 
• Climate Change Blamed for Loss of 70-Year-Old War Graves: http://militaryhistorynow.com/2014/06/08/climate-change-blamed-for-loss-of-70-year-old-war-graves/ 
• Are cows the cause of global warming?: http://timeforchange.org/are-cows-cause-of-global-warming-meat-methane-CO2
• Climate change have significant negative impacts on health and psychological well-being: http://www.news-medical.net/news/20140610/Climate-change-have-significant-negative-impacts-on-health-and-psychological-well-being.aspx
• Climate change blamed for spike in home insurance premiums: http://business.financialpost.com/2011/11/17/climate-change-blamed-for-spike-in-home-insurance-premiums/ 
• Climate Change Blamed for Rise of Killer Hornets: http://progressive.org/news/2013/10/184780/climate-change-blamed-rise-killer-hornets 
• Climate Change to be Blamed for the Syrian Civil War: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0ejxifllsk 
•  PAKISTAN: Uncontrolled Population Blamed for Climate Change: http://www.ipsnews.net/2007/07/pakistan-uncontrolled-population-blamed-for-climate-change/
• California Group Blames Immigrants for Climate Change: http://www.triplepundit.com/2009/11/california-group-blames-immigrants-for-climate-change/
• Climate change is in part to blame for rising conflict and crime in Nigeria: http://news.mongabay.com/2013/0425-hance-nigeria-conflict.html
• Bigger fish due to climate change: tuna industry: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2008-07-11/bigger-fish-due-to-climate-change-tuna-industry/437232
• Warming world 'means longer days': http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/1816860.stm
• Fading Fall Foliage Blamed on Global Warming: http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/10/22/fading-fall-foliage-blamed-on-global-warming/
• Global warming will make Earth spin faster: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11555#.U6WoH7HdZLU
• Climate change is the latest threat to the world's growing HIV epidemic: http://news.theage.com.au/national/global-warming-set-to-fan-the-hiv-fire-20080430-29eh.html
• Is Global Warming Leading To Cow Infertility?: http://www.science20.com/news_account/is_global_warming_leading_to_cow_infertility
• Taller Mountains Blamed on Global Warming, Too: http://www.livescience.com/938-taller-mountains-blamed-global-warming.html
• As global warming continues there will be more Australians dying from heart attacks and strokes: http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Climate-change-causes-big-health-risks/2007/10/29/1193555562082.html
• Brown says rising sea levels could force costly move of LAX: http://www.latimes.com/local/political/la-me-pc-brown-sea-level-airports-20140513-story.html  Governor Moonbeam Admits Global Warming Won’t Flood LAX Airport: http://www.frontpagemag.com/2014/dgreenfield/governor-moonbeam-admits-global-warming-wont-flood-lax-airport/

Just how many ridiculous claims need to be made before believability is seriously weakened?